A Dispute Over A Threesome Led To A 60 Person BRAWL On A Carnival Cruise

An alleged threesome between passengers had upset their significant others when they learned of the rendezvous, according to James, who said she witnessed the fight from her door.

Beer bottles were smashed, and a woman may have been cut during the chaos, James said.

The brawl lasted about an hour, according to the travel agent, and took the parties involved from the fifth floor to the ship’s first floor, which James described as a huge distance. She said the altercation wasn’t physical the whole time, and an estimated 60 people may have been involved.

"Let's go on a cruise"--he said

"it'll be fun"--he said

It's all fun and games on the open oceans until you have a threesome with someone's wife from a few cabins down. This just proves that even if you're in international waters, there are universal laws that still apply. One of those laws is that you can't have a threesome involving a significant other. That is high risk even on the high seas. Higher risk. Nowhere to go. Nowhere to run. You either walk the plank or be prepared to get into an HOUR LONG BRAWL with over 60 people. 

That is the thing I don't understand. Sure...the threesome went wrong. A fight is going to ensue. How does a fight between a maximum 4 people turn into a brawl of 60? It doesn't. It shouldn't. That is why you gotta know what type of pirate ship you're jumping on. I am willing to assume that there could've been at least 8 total people directly involved. Two sets of couples on vacation together. The other 52 people...they're just looking for trouble. They're going down with the ship. Swashbucklers who just want a good fight and chaos. I want no part of that. I only vacation on land. 

I would, however, pay to make this a reality show. We have below deck on Bravo, which is trashy, but not THIS trashy. There is just something about a cruise ship that has the potential to bring the absolute worst out of people and Carnival Cruises took a beating during the pandemic. You want to get that stock price up? Put cameras everywhere and make every voyage a reality show. The only thing missing from this story is more details. I need to know who instigated the threesome, how it spun out of control, how a donnybrook ensued, and when we can get these people signed up for roughandrowdy. It'll be like that scene in "Gangs of New York". No more boxing commissions. Just put people in international waters and get the cameras rolling.